Part 14 C: Getting lost, finding our way, and fights...Oh yes, Boss fights!

Sora: Are we there yet?
Goofy: Not yet Sora.

*sometime later*
Sora: Are we there yet? *on a random Lift*
Donald: Not yet.

*sometime later....again*
Sora: Are we th--
Me: IF YOU DONT SHUT THE HELL UP!
Everyone: O_o
Me: DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE ARE THERE YET! OMG, THIS BOOK WITH ALL THE FRIGGIN MAPS ARENT HELPING ME AT ALL! S***! SAY SOMTHING ELSE SORA, I DARE YOU!
Sora:.....*goes and fights heartless*

These kind of "conversations" went on for a little wihile.

Maybe I shouldn't have let Kristin do all that stuff...

*A few days later~Not playing game~*
Me: Kristin, you left me at an odd place.
Kristin: But I left you at a save point. Thats the only place I could leave you.
Me: But you left me really lost.
Kristin: But you're at a save point.
Me: But...You did all that random stuff, and all I keep doing is randomly collect items by accident...im lost ;_;

*plays game*

Sora: .... (silently) I hope we're going the right way.
Everyone else: *nods their heads in agreement*
Kristin: You're going the right way.
Me: After all this damn time... we're finally going the right way.
Sora: Lets have a party ^_^/!
Me:... not untill we make it to the very end of this game disk!

***After finaly getting through the random heartless, and throught the door. With my heart heaving a sigh, we finaly made it***

Maleficent: *sits in a chair and sips tea* Oh, you are finaly here.
Sora: Yes we are!
Maleficent: Do you know how long I have been waiting?
Me: Not really.
Maleficent: It took you a while to get all the way here to the tippy top of Hallow Bastion... 80+ hours.
Me: Ok.
Maleficent: Do you have anything else to say about that?
Me: Nope... Lets get this over with.
Maleficent: I agree. Lets go

*Battle Music Starts*

Maleficent: *starts flying on her bolder thingie* Catch me if you can!
Sora: THATS NOT FAIR! YOU BAD GUYS ALWAYS CHEAT! *starts attacking bolder* Why does this friggin get a HP bar? WTF! *starts hitting away untill the bolder falls*
Maleficent: How dare you? HEARTLESS! *random heartless come and starts to beat up on Sora and crew*
Sora: NO! *starts fighting back*
Maleficent: OK! Fine! *does Dark Meteor attack*
Sora: *doges it* HAHA!

*this goes on for a number of minutes unill its over*

Me: That was easy.
Kristin: Now you get to fight the dragon! ^_^
Me: Ofcourse...another fight... [good thing Kristin showed me this fight and the second Riku fight on her game] But I dont wanna.
Kristin: You can do it.
Me: Suuuuure TToTT.

*saves and runs into black hole*

Maleficent: *gasps for air* Noooooo.
Sora: See what happens when you are--
Riku: *Pops out of nowhere*
Sora: O_O RIIIIIIKU!
Me: Hes still in the scuba suit!
Riku: Oh shut up.
Me: WOAH DUDE! Whats up with your voice? I thought you went through that stage of pubety already *cries*
Riku: ... Anyway *ignores me and holds up his Keyblade*
Everyone: Woah, you have a keyblade?! Since when?
Riku: Since...well it doesnt matter how Long I've had it! The point is that this is a special keyblade. One that opens hearts.
Me: I dont get it.
Riku: well let me show all of you what it does. *stabs Maleficent*
Everyone (except Riku of course) : You just stabbed her!
Maleficent: POWERRRRRR! *transforms into a big dragon*
Me: Are you F***ING serious! Well atleast I got some proper warnings....

***

Ok, Running around. Dodgeing green fire, which I did poorly and Sora almost died.

Sora: Yepp

But we fought strong! and we prospered. And the dragon died!

The end.

Sora: But what happened with Riku and Kairi and the others...? This isnt the end!
Me: NO STUPID, READ THE NEXT ENTRY!

Part 14 B: Riku in a skirt, becoming a temp. Libarian....RIKU IN A SKIRT ?! WTF MATE?!

(Originally written on January 18, 2007....several months ago)

Congradulations for suriving another year everyone! *Claps* And as a resolution, I created one for KH.....FINISH THE DAMN GAME BEFORE I HAVE HAD IT FOR ONE YEAR! [May 10, but didnt officially start it untill May 12] NO EXCEPTIONS.... If i dont....no more DDR for meee TT_TT

But I reallllll~y did not wanna fight Riku -- Pretty eyes ya kno' -- and....well, i guess I was also afraid of the new heartless I knew that i had to face.

Good thing is, Sis came over to my house....and in order to get Mac' and cheese, She had to fight Riku....this made me pay attention to some things, a bit closer than usuall...

Sora: Hey, look a door.....
Beast: *fighting all the hearless* Im kinda busy rite now!
Sora: *aproaches door* I'll just sit here...ya know, no keyblade...so im useless
Me: You were useless before. Dont try to make up an excuse!
Sora: O_o how can any human be so crewl???
Me: Whatever...
Sora: *walks to the door* Ooh. It opened!
Beast: Where did all the heartless go?
Sora: I dont know....but lets go in.

(2 mins later)
Beast: *looks behind him and sees "Belle". "Belle" turns into a heartless* NOOOO! *runs out of door, door closes*
Sora: *turns around* BEAST! WHYYY?
Riku: *come outta nowhere* hey, what a cowinkidink!
Sora: Riiiiiku! *runs over, but stays a distance* Uh.....yeahh....Wha...whats up?
Riku: *shows off keyblade* You know that it was supposed to be--
Me: YOURS IN THE FIRST FRIGGIN PLACE! WHOOPTY DOO!
Riku: Yes! And I have your friends! HA!
Goofy: *walks over to Sora* Yeah.....I dont like you. You are just a stupid random person here to create more of a problem for Sora. Because you were both good friends, it made the story more interesting for all the fan girls who want you and Sora to hook up, and for Kairi to be burned by the steak alive. Ahyuck!
Me: Damn, thats pretty deep for you.
Goofy:....what are you talking about?
Me: explaning the meaning of why Riku just has to be evil. Loved the touch of Kairi burning at the stake alive.
Goofy: Uh....
Sora: Come on guys! I wanna get to my sappy story!!!
Me: Ok fine!
Donald: WAIT! (quack) im coming over too! DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THAT EMO KID! (quack)
Me: I think we should delete you Donald, ya kno, like the guys in Kingdom Hearts Spoof did. Oh well, that wouldn't be original. Would it?
Everyone: No...
Riku: well.....SCREW THE DUCK AND THE.....whatever goofy is! I still have the keyblade! HAHAHAH.
Me: Eww, I don't wanna screw the duck!
Sora:....I still have my friends. And even though the darkness might destroy my body, my heart--
Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Of course your heart will be destroyed! This is the most stupidist thing you ever have said in front of me!
Riku:.....I STILL HAVE THE KEYBLADE! *Keyblade goes back to Sora*
Sora: OH Snap son! In your face!
Riku: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b....BUT IT WAS MIIIIINE! GIVE IT BACK!
Sora:...NO! NO I WONT GIVE IT BACK! IT CHOSE ME AFTER YOU WENT ALL EVIL! SO YOU LOOOOOOOOOOSE!
Me: Beautiful.*claps hysterically*
Riku: SO WHAT! I DONT CARE *changes outfit*
Me: ZOMG! What the hell is that?
Sora: A purple scooba suit and a.....a skirt.
Me: A skirt?
Goofy and Donald: A Skirt?
*sis just sits there*
Riku: ITS NOT A SKIRT! What kind of skirt has this much of an opening in it!?
Me: A open skirt for a whoreish person. Letting it all hang out then! HAHAH! Now i see how you work!
Riku:....You have a filthy mind.
Me: Fufufu! *twirls around* SKIRT!
Riku: YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH IT? Or do you like it?
Me: yes. I have a problem--
Riku: Not you.
Me: Oh...and you call my mind dirty!
Riku: O_O Dont talk to me, you crazy, crazy child
Me: IM YOUR AGE DAMNIT...well soon to be older...untill KH2...WHOOOPS.
Sora+Riku: Theres a second one?
Me: well, theres KH final mix....SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE US UNTLL JAPAN GOT ALL GREEDY AND SELFISH....Kh: Chain of Memories...they are trying to re-make that......KH2...which is techinally the...*tries to count with fingers* OK IM NOT TOO GOOD WITH NUMBERS, but thats all you need to know. I have wripped the time-space continum for too long.
Goofy: Yeah! I apparently DIE in the KH2....*cries*
Riku+Sora: Wooow...
Sora: I do have a problem with the skirt though!
Riku: Its not a skirt!
Me: Then what is it?
Riku: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU!
Me: You talked to me a few minutes ago!
Riku: EVERYONE SHUT UP! Sora, Im gonna beat you with or without the keyblade to show you how strong I am!
Me: What happened to Kairi?

~~~~~
Kairi: *In a sepperate room, in a large see through ziploc container* Woo. Im cold, and i just had a dream about a bunch of fangirls chasing after me with flames saying "Kairi! We're gonna burn you @ the steak....or is is stake?....*complete silence* Scareee!
~~~~~

Riku: I.....I HAVE NO IDEA
Sora: Does anyone care for Kairi?
Everyone: NO!
Riku: Alright then!

[Battle music comes on]

Sora: Maybe I should let Donald and Goofy beat Riku up, ya know, just to get them back into the fighting spirit!
Me: Suure. Im not controling you.
Sora: I'll be safe up here! *run up to balcony* I just gotta keep healing--
Riku: SORA *magically jumps up and goes to attack sora*
Sora: WOAH *runs down stairs* JESUS!
Riku: SORA *attacks sora*
Sora: OWWWIE! Stop saying my name damn it!
Riku: SOOOOOORA! HERE! *slashes at sora* DAMN DUCK And.......WHATEVER IN MY WAY AGAIN!
Sora: *Runs away and heals and randomly glildes*

Rinse, lather, repeat. Rinse, lather, repeat. Untill.....THE FINAL BLOW
(dramatic music)

Riku: AHHH! *falls on knees*
Sora: Well?
Riku: *runs away*
Sora: Eh? Whats wrong with him?
Me: Wow, even running away like a wimp, hes still my smexi Riku!
Sora: *shoots me a evil look*
Me: O_o..... Well, lets be on our .... way?

~~~~
Riku: WHYYYYYYY? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE! I WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GET OFF THE ISLAND! HE WANTED TO STAY THERE AND RUN AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT ALL DAY! H-H-HOW COULD I LOOSE?
???: YOU! YOUUUUUU!
Riku: Who is that?
???: None of your consern for the time being. However, to become stronger, you need to get deeper into the darkness...
Riku: How do i get deeper into the darkness?
???: Fufufu~ Let me show you.
Riku: O_o...alrighty then ^_^;;
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Tsuzuku (To be continued)

Part 14 A Stupid Platforms, Nieve friends and...

Once again, I was put into a thought provoking question, "Should I go to Hallow Bastion?"

Sora: Yeeeeah! Lets go! 51 is a great level to go there *smiles*
Me:... Why should make you happy?
Sora: I donno.
Me: ..But I do wanna go there....ya know, Riku is there.
Sora: O_o Really? *dances* yay!
Me: And Kairi...
Sora:....Oh okay....RIKU IS THERE! *dances somemore*

...To Hallow Bastion it is then.

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(Takes a break)

Me: Hey Corey~my older brother~ If ya want, you can watch me. After all those years I have watched you....*shudders at the thought*
Corey:Well, my feet hurt, so I wanna sit....Wait, you have a bed ^_^....

Uh.... -_-"
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(Back to game)

The music traveling to Hallow Bastion is creepy, BUT COOL!

(Almost died because of the Heartless ships, Heartless ship bullets, metors, and....)

Sooo, finaly at Hallow Bastion...

Sora: *runs around in a circle* Yay! Whooo Hoooo! *shows off Keyblade* Thanks for choosing me! *skips around* Where's Riiiiiiiikuuuu?

Some platform hopping and item collecting later...

THE REAL REASON RIKU BEAT UP THE BEAST

Riku: How did you get here? You didnt come in a ship!
Beast:I...I Believed...
Riku: WHAT? That sounds so gay!
Beast: ...Like you? *laughs*
Riku: I....I am so not gay! Why does everyone keep saying that? You Bastards! *Beats up the beast* MUHAHAHAHAHAH

(10 Minutes later)

Sora: Stop Riku! Stop it Riku! TT__TT
Riku: Wow. You were standing there FOR THE ENTIRE TIME!
Sora: Well....Uh.... I didnt want to interupt you...
Riku: .....Sora, I know this is random, but do you think I'm gay?
*Tummble weed *
Me: Uh, I think you asked the wroong person.
Riku:.....FINE! But I have been looking for you Soora *Evil smile*
Sora: ya have?
Riku: Yes! *Takes Keyblade*
Sora+Me(+Corey+Amya): OMG! HE TOOK IT!
Sora: Why.....WHY HASN'T IT COME BACK TO ME! TT_TT
Me: Wheres the Pumpkin-Head keychain! WHERES THE KEYCHAIN! WHY IS IT NORMAL? WHYYYYYY?
Riku: MUHAHAHA! This keyblade feels so coool!
Me:...Wha?
Sora: But its mine! It chose meeeeeee!
Riku: Nuh-huh! you were the delivery boy!
Me: Ohh... that must hurt...
Riku: MUHAHAHAH *Runs away*

(while Sora is crying, Donald and Goofy try to run away!)
Sora: Where are ya.... Are you running away from me? ;_;
Donald: Yes. Yes we are. Goodbye *Runs off*
Goofy: The king did say to follow the keyblade... so *Runs off*
Sora: Noooooo!

In all truthfullnes, that was madd grimey...(cries) But Riku still has pretty eyes! (gets lost in thoughts)

HEY! BACK TO EARTH...(or mind)

(Like 5 mins later...)

Sora: NOOO! Dont move around! You'll hurt yourself !
Beast:... Are you like kidding me!? I started moving like 5 minutes ago!
Me: Yeah, hes like a little slug! HAHA! He cant even keep his friends! Or his lover!
Sora: Waaaa~!
Beast: (to Sora) Is she always this mean to you?
Sora: *cries and nodds*
Me: Oh, like you can stop me! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Sora+Beast: O____o

Blah, blah, blah. More item collecting
Blah, blah, blah. More FRIGGING platforms

AH! Its only 1 frigging platform. And its not eve moving! Its the little stairs leading to Hallow Bastion's Castle! (Falls off) DAMN IT!

....

O_o, are the waterfalls going up?
>__< AHHHHHH!
x_x Rising fals....ohh, thats why this place is called "riding falls"
*laughs nervously*

Ok. FINALY in the castle....
It seems empty...
"Dont go towards the heartless'"...thats what the book says....but i dont see any..... i thik i'll listen to the book though..

2 Crystals. yess...
Go down....yess
OMG HEARTLESSES! AHHHH!
What are they?

me: Sora you frigging idiot, ATTACK!
Sora: uh.... *hits one with the wooden sword....gets like half the life beat out of him.*
Me:...oh, uh......RUN FOOL

......OMFG, i am a complete ditz... i forgot that [sexi] Ruku stole it.... Waa..

*looks in book* Ok...those are called... "Darkball"...

Ok so Sora got beat up by a bunch of Darkballs......
ROFL (couldnt help myself)

.....Finaly, the safty of a sewer....that isnt really hygenic..

Ok. Book says "freeze the bubble"

OH CRAP! SORA CAN STILL USE MAGIC?! O_o. Thats news to me...

Sora: DEEP FREEZE!
*the bubble freazes*
Me: So now you gotta jump up there?
*bubble defrosts*
Sora: Whyy? Why did it melt?
Me: maybe the magic isnt strong enough...

*1/2 hour later*

DAMN BUBBLE... *freazes bubble....Sora jups up...and gets a frigging ITEM*

NO MORE FRIGGIN ITEMS!

*cuts off game*