Part 14 C: Getting lost, finding our way, and fights...Oh yes, Boss fights!

Sora: Are we there yet?
Goofy: Not yet Sora.

*sometime later*
Sora: Are we there yet? *on a random Lift*
Donald: Not yet.

*sometime later....again*
Sora: Are we th--
Me: IF YOU DONT SHUT THE HELL UP!
Everyone: O_o
Me: DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE ARE THERE YET! OMG, THIS BOOK WITH ALL THE FRIGGIN MAPS ARENT HELPING ME AT ALL! S***! SAY SOMTHING ELSE SORA, I DARE YOU!
Sora:.....*goes and fights heartless*

These kind of "conversations" went on for a little wihile.

Maybe I shouldn't have let Kristin do all that stuff...

*A few days later~Not playing game~*
Me: Kristin, you left me at an odd place.
Kristin: But I left you at a save point. Thats the only place I could leave you.
Me: But you left me really lost.
Kristin: But you're at a save point.
Me: But...You did all that random stuff, and all I keep doing is randomly collect items by accident...im lost ;_;

*plays game*

Sora: .... (silently) I hope we're going the right way.
Everyone else: *nods their heads in agreement*
Kristin: You're going the right way.
Me: After all this damn time... we're finally going the right way.
Sora: Lets have a party ^_^/!
Me:... not untill we make it to the very end of this game disk!

***After finaly getting through the random heartless, and throught the door. With my heart heaving a sigh, we finaly made it***

Maleficent: *sits in a chair and sips tea* Oh, you are finaly here.
Sora: Yes we are!
Maleficent: Do you know how long I have been waiting?
Me: Not really.
Maleficent: It took you a while to get all the way here to the tippy top of Hallow Bastion... 80+ hours.
Me: Ok.
Maleficent: Do you have anything else to say about that?
Me: Nope... Lets get this over with.
Maleficent: I agree. Lets go

*Battle Music Starts*

Maleficent: *starts flying on her bolder thingie* Catch me if you can!
Sora: THATS NOT FAIR! YOU BAD GUYS ALWAYS CHEAT! *starts attacking bolder* Why does this friggin get a HP bar? WTF! *starts hitting away untill the bolder falls*
Maleficent: How dare you? HEARTLESS! *random heartless come and starts to beat up on Sora and crew*
Sora: NO! *starts fighting back*
Maleficent: OK! Fine! *does Dark Meteor attack*
Sora: *doges it* HAHA!

*this goes on for a number of minutes unill its over*

Me: That was easy.
Kristin: Now you get to fight the dragon! ^_^
Me: Ofcourse...another fight... [good thing Kristin showed me this fight and the second Riku fight on her game] But I dont wanna.
Kristin: You can do it.
Me: Suuuuure TToTT.

*saves and runs into black hole*

Maleficent: *gasps for air* Noooooo.
Sora: See what happens when you are--
Riku: *Pops out of nowhere*
Sora: O_O RIIIIIIKU!
Me: Hes still in the scuba suit!
Riku: Oh shut up.
Me: WOAH DUDE! Whats up with your voice? I thought you went through that stage of pubety already *cries*
Riku: ... Anyway *ignores me and holds up his Keyblade*
Everyone: Woah, you have a keyblade?! Since when?
Riku: Since...well it doesnt matter how Long I've had it! The point is that this is a special keyblade. One that opens hearts.
Me: I dont get it.
Riku: well let me show all of you what it does. *stabs Maleficent*
Everyone (except Riku of course) : You just stabbed her!
Maleficent: POWERRRRRR! *transforms into a big dragon*
Me: Are you F***ING serious! Well atleast I got some proper warnings....

***

Ok, Running around. Dodgeing green fire, which I did poorly and Sora almost died.

Sora: Yepp

But we fought strong! and we prospered. And the dragon died!

The end.

Sora: But what happened with Riku and Kairi and the others...? This isnt the end!
Me: NO STUPID, READ THE NEXT ENTRY!