Part 9...A sandy place, pots with legs and ...wait a pot with legs?

wow, right off the bat, bad guys talking and plotting... Yeah Jafar, dont catch Jasmine T_T what has she done to you?

"The seven princesses..." I should look into this....

CRAP! a fight already, i lost like a quater of HP already!
Blades!

Ooh pots with money...
Ooh! pots with legs....WHAT? The heartless turn pots into "pot spiders" wow... I thought I had no life.

Hey why am I blocked out of places? Oh well, only way to go is where they let you, which is stupid in the firstplace!

Up, up...MORE SURPRISE ATTACKS...

More going up!...More ambushes! Yay (sarcastically)

...Up the poll...that doesnt sound right, makes Sora seem like a child stipper...which is illegal! (he is only 14 in this game... i am a year older >_<)

...aww poor carpet, the heartless made you get stuckie? they have next to no lives.. like me!

lalala...back to the desert eh? ok...MORE AMBUSHES this is getting stale like bread.

Save point!...wait, another save point? Ok..one of those disapearing ones...

the carpet looks mad...what did i do!? *the carpet taps its...tassles?*

lalala, ride on the magic carpet. Reminds me of a song....
"a whole new world*sings*..."

lookie, Aladin is getting sucked into quicksand and i gotta fight heartless? lala--Oh crap they come from the sand! isn't that dangerous, sticking swords out of the sand like that! Bad heartless! *Hits them with the Keyblade*

Thats your first wish? To get rid of the current swarm of heartless? I could have done that! Stupid Aladin! (Aladin crawls into the corner and does the asian thing of finger circles) ...Whatever, rededem yourself (unlike...Leon) and join me in this fight!

Yay, Me walkie...Man, Aladin is mad taller than Goofy... i always thought Goofy was the tallest in the game, but his hat makes him a bit taller... now that i think about it, how does it stay up ?

Ah, Cutscene, how much u take a part of my sanity... i like hearing all the old voices again though..they sound fake...Ahahaha! You bastard Jafar, dont steal Jasmine!

You threw her in a pot?O_o?
AND THE POT SPROUTED LEGS...its running away!

*bunch of pot spiders pop out of nowhere* oh F***!

What in the world is tha--ITS JOINING WITH THE POT SPIDERS!!!!

DAMN IT ALL!

(beats everyone...)

Ray of light....It sounds so...(no comment)

...Now, to the Cave of Wonders

NOOOOOOO! IT IS EVIL! What the hell is wrong with it, PMS?..Is it even a girl Cave of Wonders...but men have mental peri--

IT SHOOTS BEAMS OF LIGHT TOO! B...itch!

Wow, i took out of of it's eyes...NOOO me cant get on sand anymore...GO ALADIN! Yeah! He is like all up there!....he actually took mad HP off of the Cave of Wonders...

You know, i never trusted the cave...walking into its mouth and all....

Do the heartless have to be here too? WTF!

*beats heartless* ok...More heartless *beats heartless*

DAMNIT *runs away from the heartless*

Ok, me lost....

(didnt play for 2 days, brought "gently used" book from BN...just b/c of navigating through the cave...)

Ok... I am ready to fight.. JAFAR....wow this book is helpful!

NOOOOO *after getting shocked several times*
I got u bitch...

(lets Goofy and Donald, attack Jafar then when comes down, button mash!)
Actually lets genie hit me so i can get HP balls! Aint i smart

Ok....He is now a genie too.. Lets follow him!

LAMP, LAMP, LAMP. (hits lamp)
Oh crap! *falls off ledge and doges fire ball....wow*

Ha!

Rinse, Lather Repeat...

untill....

Jafar is not attacking me *gets like 50 hits in and kills jafar*

OH YEAH!

Jasmine still got tooken away
one of the seven princesses to open the door...
must be a big ass door for seven people to open...

RIKU! RIKU DID IT? You BITCH! NOOOO T_T

Well, at least Malefecient tried to warn Jafar, "The heartless comsume the careless..."

Oh..ok, i see why Riku is there...doing bad things for good reasons... reminds me of ...well Kidan actually did it for power so she doesnt count (A CHARACTER IN ONE OF MY STORIES)

T_T I always fall for the evil ones....