Part 14 B: Riku in a skirt, becoming a temp. Libarian....RIKU IN A SKIRT ?! WTF MATE?!

(Originally written on January 18, 2007....several months ago)

Congradulations for suriving another year everyone! *Claps* And as a resolution, I created one for KH.....FINISH THE DAMN GAME BEFORE I HAVE HAD IT FOR ONE YEAR! [May 10, but didnt officially start it untill May 12] NO EXCEPTIONS.... If i dont....no more DDR for meee TT_TT

But I reallllll~y did not wanna fight Riku -- Pretty eyes ya kno' -- and....well, i guess I was also afraid of the new heartless I knew that i had to face.

Good thing is, Sis came over to my house....and in order to get Mac' and cheese, She had to fight Riku....this made me pay attention to some things, a bit closer than usuall...

Sora: Hey, look a door.....
Beast: *fighting all the hearless* Im kinda busy rite now!
Sora: *aproaches door* I'll just sit here...ya know, no keyblade...so im useless
Me: You were useless before. Dont try to make up an excuse!
Sora: O_o how can any human be so crewl???
Me: Whatever...
Sora: *walks to the door* Ooh. It opened!
Beast: Where did all the heartless go?
Sora: I dont know....but lets go in.

(2 mins later)
Beast: *looks behind him and sees "Belle". "Belle" turns into a heartless* NOOOO! *runs out of door, door closes*
Sora: *turns around* BEAST! WHYYY?
Riku: *come outta nowhere* hey, what a cowinkidink!
Sora: Riiiiiku! *runs over, but stays a distance* Uh.....yeahh....Wha...whats up?
Riku: *shows off keyblade* You know that it was supposed to be--
Me: YOURS IN THE FIRST FRIGGIN PLACE! WHOOPTY DOO!
Riku: Yes! And I have your friends! HA!
Goofy: *walks over to Sora* Yeah.....I dont like you. You are just a stupid random person here to create more of a problem for Sora. Because you were both good friends, it made the story more interesting for all the fan girls who want you and Sora to hook up, and for Kairi to be burned by the steak alive. Ahyuck!
Me: Damn, thats pretty deep for you.
Goofy:....what are you talking about?
Me: explaning the meaning of why Riku just has to be evil. Loved the touch of Kairi burning at the stake alive.
Goofy: Uh....
Sora: Come on guys! I wanna get to my sappy story!!!
Me: Ok fine!
Donald: WAIT! (quack) im coming over too! DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THAT EMO KID! (quack)
Me: I think we should delete you Donald, ya kno, like the guys in Kingdom Hearts Spoof did. Oh well, that wouldn't be original. Would it?
Everyone: No...
Riku: well.....SCREW THE DUCK AND THE.....whatever goofy is! I still have the keyblade! HAHAHAH.
Me: Eww, I don't wanna screw the duck!
Sora:....I still have my friends. And even though the darkness might destroy my body, my heart--
Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Of course your heart will be destroyed! This is the most stupidist thing you ever have said in front of me!
Riku:.....I STILL HAVE THE KEYBLADE! *Keyblade goes back to Sora*
Sora: OH Snap son! In your face!
Riku: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b....BUT IT WAS MIIIIINE! GIVE IT BACK!
Sora:...NO! NO I WONT GIVE IT BACK! IT CHOSE ME AFTER YOU WENT ALL EVIL! SO YOU LOOOOOOOOOOSE!
Me: Beautiful.*claps hysterically*
Riku: SO WHAT! I DONT CARE *changes outfit*
Me: ZOMG! What the hell is that?
Sora: A purple scooba suit and a.....a skirt.
Me: A skirt?
Goofy and Donald: A Skirt?
*sis just sits there*
Riku: ITS NOT A SKIRT! What kind of skirt has this much of an opening in it!?
Me: A open skirt for a whoreish person. Letting it all hang out then! HAHAH! Now i see how you work!
Riku:....You have a filthy mind.
Me: Fufufu! *twirls around* SKIRT!
Riku: YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH IT? Or do you like it?
Me: yes. I have a problem--
Riku: Not you.
Me: Oh...and you call my mind dirty!
Riku: O_O Dont talk to me, you crazy, crazy child
Me: IM YOUR AGE DAMNIT...well soon to be older...untill KH2...WHOOOPS.
Sora+Riku: Theres a second one?
Me: well, theres KH final mix....SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE US UNTLL JAPAN GOT ALL GREEDY AND SELFISH....Kh: Chain of Memories...they are trying to re-make that......KH2...which is techinally the...*tries to count with fingers* OK IM NOT TOO GOOD WITH NUMBERS, but thats all you need to know. I have wripped the time-space continum for too long.
Goofy: Yeah! I apparently DIE in the KH2....*cries*
Riku+Sora: Wooow...
Sora: I do have a problem with the skirt though!
Riku: Its not a skirt!
Me: Then what is it?
Riku: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU!
Me: You talked to me a few minutes ago!
Riku: EVERYONE SHUT UP! Sora, Im gonna beat you with or without the keyblade to show you how strong I am!
Me: What happened to Kairi?

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Kairi: *In a sepperate room, in a large see through ziploc container* Woo. Im cold, and i just had a dream about a bunch of fangirls chasing after me with flames saying "Kairi! We're gonna burn you @ the steak....or is is stake?....*complete silence* Scareee!
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Riku: I.....I HAVE NO IDEA
Sora: Does anyone care for Kairi?
Everyone: NO!
Riku: Alright then!

[Battle music comes on]

Sora: Maybe I should let Donald and Goofy beat Riku up, ya know, just to get them back into the fighting spirit!
Me: Suure. Im not controling you.
Sora: I'll be safe up here! *run up to balcony* I just gotta keep healing--
Riku: SORA *magically jumps up and goes to attack sora*
Sora: WOAH *runs down stairs* JESUS!
Riku: SORA *attacks sora*
Sora: OWWWIE! Stop saying my name damn it!
Riku: SOOOOOORA! HERE! *slashes at sora* DAMN DUCK And.......WHATEVER IN MY WAY AGAIN!
Sora: *Runs away and heals and randomly glildes*

Rinse, lather, repeat. Rinse, lather, repeat. Untill.....THE FINAL BLOW
(dramatic music)

Riku: AHHH! *falls on knees*
Sora: Well?
Riku: *runs away*
Sora: Eh? Whats wrong with him?
Me: Wow, even running away like a wimp, hes still my smexi Riku!
Sora: *shoots me a evil look*
Me: O_o..... Well, lets be on our .... way?

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Riku: WHYYYYYYY? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE! I WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GET OFF THE ISLAND! HE WANTED TO STAY THERE AND RUN AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT ALL DAY! H-H-HOW COULD I LOOSE?
???: YOU! YOUUUUUU!
Riku: Who is that?
???: None of your consern for the time being. However, to become stronger, you need to get deeper into the darkness...
Riku: How do i get deeper into the darkness?
???: Fufufu~ Let me show you.
Riku: O_o...alrighty then ^_^;;
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Tsuzuku (To be continued)