I keep trying to go to the next world from Agrabah, but Monstero keeps eating Sora and crew...
damn you fishie *shakes fist*
I know, lets leave from Monstero...I am so smart \^_^/!
ok....I cant fly right...NOOOOO! (the ememy ships keep shooting bombs at me and flying in close formations to kill us....)
OMG O_o! What is that big, blue rock thingie! *Shoots at it*
Oh....Thats...Atlantica!
Donald: "Ok guys, prepare for landing"
Sora: "(O_o) Land where? In the sea? We'll drown.
Me: "...He's got a point"
Donald: "Not with my magic, we won't! Leave it to me."
Me: "Sure... you crazy quack-quack duck!"
...The crazy things my imagination do to me.... hehe!
Hey look! Disney characters! (isnt that what the whole game been showing me for like the past couple of worlds...makes me think of the Destiny Islands...T_T and Kairi *Cries harder*)
Wait a sec~
Flounder: "...theres somthing weird about them..."
Yeah! Now Donald is a Quack-quack-octupus, Goofy a slow turtle...slow...(lol) and Sora is without a shirt!
Sora: "Watch me flex my sexy muscles!"
Me: "ewww. And if you say anything, i will hurt you >.<"
Sora: *swims behind a rock*
Me: "You really think i would do that! You are going through alot right now. T_T. But dont take my kindness for weakness!"
Sora: *shakes his head*
....Now we got to tag a fish?
Damnit ! i cant see Flounder...wait! (locks on to a nearby shell)...not quite what i was looking for...*presses R2* (locks onto Flounder) hehe!
Lather. Rinse. Repeat. (several times)
Blah, blah...
Look, New enemies! They look like Jellyfish!
DAMN SWIMMING CONTROLS!
*mixes up controls*
Screw this!
*presses R2 and lets the controls naturally pull Sora up*
HAHA! ..
Ok...why are we lost? even following the fork thingies, i cant find my way back o_o
More enemies! ToT i want a save point!
*gets lost again*
**Messes up controls**
***fights more enemies***
****Screams very loudly****
[After a few cutscenes and more enemy battles, i finally reach the damn castle, just to find a cutscene!]
Me: (While fishie king is talking) *Whispers* i am getting sick of swiming, sick of enemies,getting sick of getting lost and surely sick of seeing Sora topless! *cries*
[Afterwoods]
Save point, save point, SAVE POINT!
Ariel: "Ooh, whats a "save point"?"
Me: "You gotta be F***ing kidding me! A point where we can save our progress so i can cut this game off to prevent my head from exploding"
Ariel: "Ooh, what happens when you cut this "game" "off"?"
Me: "Never really thought of it. Sora, what happens when i cut off the game?"
Sora: "Nothing much...well--"
Me: "Well what?"
Sora: "We somtimes have parties..."*looks at my face* "Uh-oh."
Me: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE PARTIES?"
Sora: "u-u-uh--"
Me:"YOU COULD BE LEVELING UP. OVER 5O HOURS AND YOU ARE ONLY ON LEVAL 45, WHAT THE HELL!?"
Sora: (O_o) "C-calm d-d-down..."
Ariel: "Yeah, i think you really should calm down"
Me: "Ooh, you know what?..." *takes a penny out of a pocket* "Here" *throws it to Sora*
Sora: "...oh, a penny....but its dull looking..."
Me: "Damn skippy! Your punishment is getting a non-shiney penny"
Ariel: "What do i get?"
Me: "Completly nothing its
your punishent. Now, where we gonna go next?"
Sora: *Cries*
Ariel: "(TT_TT) T-to my grotto."
Me: What the hell is a grotto?"
Ariel: (oO^~^Oo) "I dont know"
*trys so hard to swim*
MORE ENEMIES!
*vents out frustration on killing heartless!*
*goes to grotto*
God damn it, if i have to go see another cutscene~
*forces self to watch cutscene*
thats it!
*swims back to castle*
**Saves**
***CUTS OFF GAME***
