Part 13 Guys in tights, anoying battles, and as always rambling
I AM ON A ROLL!
Yes! I have reaized that i should have finished this game a long time ago, sence i did wait 4 years for a PS2, a Memory Stick and this game! ~which thanks to my wait, costed 2o bucks!~
But let us please forget how sad and pathetic i am in reality..and go to the sad and pathetic ~and insane~ person i am in the head. MUAHAHAHHAH *violent cough* DAMN IT
So after two days of finishing Halloween Town, yes TWO my friends, i decided to go to Neverland and hopefully finish before January 25, which is my b-day!
First of all.....
Goofy: Hey...uh, theres a giant ship heading twords us...i wonder what it is?
Donald: Its a pirate ship!
Me: My god Goofy! In real life, dogs are pretty darn smart....but no wonder you "died" in KH2... Goofy:WHA?! O_o I die!?
Me: (sarcastically) whoops.... i shouldnt have told you the future! Fuahahhahahah!
Sora: Uh, hello guys, we're about to slam into a ship IF YOU DONT FRIGGIN NOTICE! *Panics*
5 Mins later
Sora: *walking on the deck* I guess that wasnt so badd.
Riku: *appears from the darkness* Hellooo sooora.
Sora: OMG! Riku! Hi! But where are Donald and Goofy?
Riku: *gets all offended* well what about me sora! And what about Kairi! You don’t care about us?
Sora: Uh, I wasn’t really conserned about—
Me: (inttrupts) Riku, you have pretty eyes!)
Riku: (ignores me)…Exactly sora! You don’t give a damn about us!
Me: You ignoring me you bum?....OMG YOU ARE EVEN MORE SEXY!!!
Riku: (backs away afew steps) Yeah, sora…I guess I gotta go! But Before I do…
(after like 20 mins of riku giving orders to captain hook’s crew)
Sora: geez. Riku doesn’t understand….whyyy *cries*
Me: Sometimes I wonder who is the woman in this relationship. -_-;;
Anyway…too many cutscenes….
OH SNAP! Hearless are hauling ass!
(grabs controller and starts fighting back)
Sora: why are you so rough?
Me: why are you so annoying with your heart shaped butt!
Sora: (speechless)
BTW, why does peter pan fly everywhere? I mean comeon man! Hes only huvverign like 5 inches from the ground.
Anti-Sora (A-S): Hi. I am anti sora… riku created me with all his powers he possessed from dealing with Maleficent and the fools she had to work with.
Me: I say you’re more annoying shadow boy!
Sora: Yeah…I cant get a good lock on you!
Damn it, damn it. DAMN IT!
(Mother breaks into room and starts yelling at me for yelling for no absolute reason…I can do nothing but watch hopelessly at sora’s HP bar going down, and down…and down)
Ok…..well no use for anymore random info.
Besides that Peter Pan is a evil green-tights wearing prick because he left sora and crew alone after he found that random partypooper windy…or however you spell her dog-on name.
Anyway
-Flying is easyer than swimming
-Captain Hook can run on water…GO CROCK GO! (thinks of Steve Irwin….RIP)
-Tinkerbell is a fary in love with someone 100 times her size, and techinally got banished from neverland by being forced to join sora and crew.
Blah, blah.
Ah yea… I did forget 2 things in this entry…SEE YA NEXT TIME!
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